If I had a penny for every minute I've saved by shortening "delicious" to "delish," I still wouldn't have a penny. But think of all the people I've impressed!
Doctor. I have this condition.
Everywhere I go, people always turn in to cartoon hamsters.
Hear me out. Let's start a company together. Build it up REALLY, REALLY big. Then, every time a customer orders something, let's EMAIL, TEXT & DM the FUCK out of them until they die. And make it IMPOSSIBLE to opt out.
I know. It's new. But they'll fucking LOVE it!
π΅Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard (oh)
It's just the beasts under your bed (oh)
In your closet, in your head
I know. Let's make a video where you & I stand next to each other with stupid looks on our faces. Then have AI make it look like we're dancing, 100% in sync. Isn't that cool?
Wait. What?
You mean every other FUCKING video does this?
Well shit. What about a baby talking to a BIG dog?
Really?
Fuck!
I know. Let's make a video where you & I stand next to each other with stupid looks on our faces. Then have AI make it look like we're dancing, 100% in sync. Isn't that cool?
Wait. What?
You mean every other FUCKING video does this?
Well shit. What about a baby talking to a BIG dog?
Really?
Fuck!
