It’s not even Hot ‘n’ Ready…
May God damn these false prophets.
Travis enjoys volunteering his time at the town fair's, though thankfully most of his job involves keep himself and others properly hydrated in the hot Texas summer.
This dude has only cut and sabotaged Xbox. He is the author of Microsoft as a subscription service & cloud compute company, epitomizing "enshittification" -- and it's obviously just gotten worse during the AI era.
I still have mine around here somewhere. Ordered it from their WebSite from this exact ad in Nintendo Power.