Author. Actor. Observer of everyday life.
https://www.mirandakeeling.com
My new book: https://geni.us/ThePlaceImin
My first book: https://tinyurl.com/ycz2hc94
My podcast: https://StoppingToNotice.lnk.to/podcastho
Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/mrxket5b
Miranda Keeling
thank you judy
Woman typing on her laptop in café: No! I don’t want to do it in Welsh! And I don’t want to fill in a survey! I just want to buy some cinema tickets (sighs).
Woman in a café queue (showing her phone to a male friend beside her): This is the weirdest video ever made.
Man (after a pause): I’m afraid it’s definitely not.
My mouth falls open with surprise as for a moment I think I am looking at an incredibly hirsute man with extraordinary ears sitting outside a pub, his crossed legs in blue jeans, and then I realise, the man has an upright dog on his lap - perfectly covering the upper part of his body and head.
Woman working in a café: Morning.
Man: Morning.
Woman: What would you like to order?
Man: What do you think I should?
Woman (after a pause): Cinnamon bun.
Man (nodding): Yes, good.
