One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot. Mod revivalist. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
Flares Brian
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Rooney has escaped from Minecraft again
This and Dracula for this scaredy cat
Student nurse asked me to go behind the screen and strip to the waist and step out when ready,
Followed her instructions and she commented, that’s impressive but I meant from the top down.
Doctor asked if I had an active sex life?
I said, are you asking me out?
How we laughed
I think the Dr may have a bit of a theatrical lean. Weight loss continues at a pace, 3 stone since February, no exercise, no jabs just a radical change in diet, trill and water. Heart is still dodgy as fuck but hey ho, you live by the sword…
Going for a shower before having all my bits and bobs checked out
Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice 2, showed Mr Darcy in a different light
Got a medical this morning, if all goes well, might sign for Everton. If it all goes tits, will be forced to sign for the red shite.
Well that was a right fuck off day, called out at 11.30pm last night. Arrived at Cannock 1.30am left at 3.30 got back at 5..45
2 weetabix and I was back in for 7, no break until 3.30, just got in, well 10 mins ago. I am well and truly fucked
