I think this is the greatest 'bad poem in a paper' I've ever seen, and I've looked out for these on social media for years. It defies all your expectations of what can be done in a poem. It's made my day.
Mark Watson
Chappell Roan
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
"Milkshake Duck" originated 10 years ago today!
Who are some of your favorite examples of milkshake ducks? (People, brands, organizations, products, etc.) @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
