AAAAAH oh my fucking god your wife is absolutely, stunningly beautiful
OH MY GOOOOOOD perfect woman, I’m jealous
god they’re both SO HOT
how the fuck are you in the shower and replying to my skeets
hey so drunk thoughts, because I NEVER get drunk, I love you guys, I love the world, I love humanity, and I put on this persona of hating you all to protect myself from the pain of growing to love someone and losing them
every white male Trump voter on Facebook rn
YOLO?
let’s just start calling the Trump Voters what they are. “Cultists”, “Paypigs”, “Sycophants”.