There’s an older black dude in my neighborhood who frequently pulls into the neighborhood blaring smooth jazz in his Polaris Slingshot and I hope I’m cool enough at his age to pull off whatever the old white guy equivalent of that is
hard to beat this stuff imo
Every man who unironically wears a cowboy hat considers himself to be an expert on one or more subjects and the self-delusion and unwarranted self-confidence required to achieve this combo feed off of each other like some sort of dipshit symbiosis
Some of the best dreams you can have are the ones where your brain is basically emptying out its recycling bin
This isn't entirely true so long as bit torrent exists, but for most things of this nature, and especially Harry Potter, the better choice is to just grow the fuck up and read/watch/play things for your own age group instead of centering your personality around a children's franchise
