liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:
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onion person
Oldest turned 9 today. She asked for costco pizza and the Chinese buffet, but my stomach could not handle both, so we agreed to go on Father's day because let's face it. I do heavily fuck with the buffet
bayou blastbeats
Guy who really likes Seether: "Hey, have you heard of the hard rock band Seether?"
I think we finally did it. We've fully designed and engineered the world's tallest roller coaster. Before we commit, we need the approval of our new president, Scott Stapp
*Scott Stapp leans back in his chair holding a half empty bottle of whiskey* CAN YOU MAKE IT HIGHER
Dressed very death metal, very scary
Oh so tasty
Grabbed some bangers from my in laws house
It's father's day so I will keep repeating my joke but louder until everyone acknowledges it
Plotting out a new JRPG. The main character's parents are dead. Psych! His dad is alive and also a legendary folk hero. God wants to kill you
She also requested a snowball called the "sugar shocker" that has gummy bears, nerds, and airheads in it lol. No way she was getting that on any day but her birthday
