You humans don't have good water pressure and heat up top? That's insane. Granted, I had to completely repipe our water to get the heat and pressure juuuust right, but-- crazy.
[Adjusting his prosthetic leg with one hand, on his phone in the other.]
DONNIE!
[ Absolutely nabbing his most comfortable clothes. He always chooses the FANCY fabrics. ]
[ Half an hour later, she strolls back into the living room wearing his sweatpants and a random hoodie, toweling her pink hair. ]
Dude, you guys shower is DIVINE. I'm so jealous every time I use it.
⚠︎┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗦.
I-- wait, why would she want MY clothes? Because I dress the best out of all of us? [Trying to process this OUT LOUD while she's showering, what the fuck.]
[His face is all red at the thought, too. What a prude.]
DONNIE!
totally 'borrowing' some of your clothes, see you in a bit!
[ Dashing off before he can properly process so she can nab some clothes and have a shower. ( ✨️ ) ]