Short answer? No.
Long answer? Nnnnnnnooooooooooooo.
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DONNIE!
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You humans don't have good water pressure and heat up top? That's insane. Granted, I had to completely repipe our water to get the heat and pressure juuuust right, but-- crazy.
[Adjusting his prosthetic leg with one hand, on his phone in the other.]
Pfft, you know we're clean.
[A playful voice, something he's been practicing. He picks up on the sarcasm, for once, and he shakes his head.]
Dog-girl coded Cassandra actually makes a lot of sense.
[A snicker.]
I don't really blame him for being nasty, after all the shit he's been through, you know?
[Sitting on the couch.]
I mean, I guess I could whip up some werewolf shit to make you a werewolf, Cass!
[A snort.]
I-- wait, why would she want MY clothes? Because I dress the best out of all of us? [Trying to process this OUT LOUD while she's showering, what the fuck.]
[His face is all red at the thought, too. What a prude.]
. . . No wonder you stink. Do you like, wanna use our shower or something?
Anyone else hear.... froggy footsteps?
[Sigh.]
Mikey, did she follow you home or something?
[Just woke up taped to the wall.]
WHAT THE F--
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[Googling "how to put annoying brother back in prison dimension".]
