Fuck dying, I’m gonna buy one of these bad boys to take naps in.
I forgot about VCR condoms.
I got Rap
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If I die unexpectedly and someone sets up a GoFundMe, you all know what to do.
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See?
Apparently my dad is in his “fuck it” stage of life and just bought a boat, so I guess this will be me and @shawnrobare.com soon.
I’m back on my Ames shit. It was truly a store filled with wonders.
Look at all this fun that could be had for just $1.99.
Titan Caskets has revealed a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-inspired casket collection, giving fans a chance to spend eternity repping their favorite turtle.