As a Beach Volleyball Fan, I will never be free of hearing this for the rest of my life when I turn the sport on, god damnit.
Eric Sipple
Child: “I wanna watch beach volleyball!”
This led to a meltdown as I found YouTube videos of actual beach volleyball. The child: “No, the song! The song!”
She then proceeded to sing “beach volleyball” to the tune of “Pink Pony Club,” a song I did not think she knew.
