New video! We're looking at how YouTube linquistically disarms us all in the false name of safety. Social media policies are explicitly designed to protect the worst actors while punishing only those who speak up against them.
YouTube is the online predator's best friend.
youtu.be/40uR9nV4C9A
Every year Garth Marenghi - a parody of pretentious, idiotic, prolific, yet inexplicably popular writers - ends up looking smarter by virtue of "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards," which was a JOKE, yet here we have authors who DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY'RE DOING SOCIAL COMMENTARY.
"If we're going to have a dick-measuring contest, I'll just whip out a ruler AND WIN."
Villain line, yes, but one of the kind of solid mic drop lines you've done before:
"And do you remember that time YOU'VE NEVER BEATEN HIM?"
"Gonna get that guy who can beat me? Michael McDoesn'tExist?"