I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
Ceinwen Langley
And the thing is, they'll probably be pretty successful. They've learned over the years that they can just repeat something over and over and a.) 40% of the country will believe/claim to believe it, and b.) mainstream news outlets will treat their claims as legitimate in the name of balance or w/e.
“The feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.”
But it's working so [shrug]
Parker Molloy
The rule appears to be that redistricting is always legal when it benefits Republicans and never legal when it benefits Democrats.
I used to dislike Idiocracy bc of its condescending eugenics-adjacent premise.
Now I dislike Idiocracy bc it was apparently too tepid in its satire.
It’s sucks living thru an All The Cinematic Dystopias speedrun.
"Posh" is an acronym for Passes Out Some Hams, a reference to the medieval practice of the aristocracy distributing cured meats to the needy after Easter mass.
Australia is clearly a good team, but it seems like they have one really good, fast striker and their whole plan for this game is to pile everybody else into a wall in front of their own goal and try to pop the ball out to that guy.
Dipshit provincial takes are truly the universal language
