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it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"

Playing with his invisible cock throughout. He looks like he just emerged from a bush in the park, the dirty pervert

Set on Earth like the Pertwee years. Each week a standalone mystery based around a historical artefact (or “antique” if you will), the Doctor able to discern which are the real thing with his Gallifreyan “divvy” power. Instead of a Tardis, a motorbike with sidecar driven by a man named Eric.

2d

“We must ban kids from XYZ” = “some of you filthy little livestock still haven’t given your face data to our paymasters and we’re going to make life harder until you do”