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Menacing kids are rollerblading at me on purpose? "Nothing I can do" says the mayor
If you fight an Ulta employee they only drop cosmetics
Stop being weird about it and let me brush your teeth
I think you’re failing to fully grasp the scope of the phrase “sofas and sectionals”
Just finished up typing “hog dog” (no quotes)
JRPG cities have areas called “Eastern District” and “Undercity Zone” instead of “Glen Brook Oaks” and “The Projects”
I think wily wives turn a blind eye to a little Husband Half-Again
I just wanted let you know how much your payment means to all of us here at accounts receivable.
Strangling a guy with my judo belt
“Wow I’m really enjoying these two eggs” I say, conspicuously eliding the existence of Third Egg.
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