Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
TheGrimRecapper
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Porn has given me unrealistic expectations of what happens when the taxi driver gets lost in an industrial estate.
Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about the cost of living in Prague.
You know, the Dutch are responsible for a lot of bad in this world (including me, hi!) but also, poffertjes are the greatest dessert in the history of mankind. Suck a dick, apple pie.
It's quite large!
Kennedy Center musicals:
The Lyin' King
I wonder how many people are going to be Sexy Kennedy Center Scaffolding for Halloween this year.
Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about how many men in the world are American.
There's a live band near me that I'm pretty sure has been playing Another One Bites the Dust for the last few minutes but every third or fourth note is paced weirdly and it's driving me NUTS.
