This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.
NEWS β Trump coercing staff to wear the same black pair of shoes that he wears.
βEverybodyβs afraid not to wear them,β a staffer said, as some reportedly ditch their own footwear to comply with Trumpβs wishes.
Weβre officially in the dumbest timeline.