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Meet Chobham Chap, the type of median voter who political parties must win over if they want to win the next election.
Sir Keir to clampdown on cheeky VHS tapes like Bobby Davro's Home Movies and Andy Churnwell's Sauciest Moments.
Your dad wore this when he took his 27-year-old Tinder date for cocktails at Turtle Bay.
"Mummy, can you cut my sandwich?"
"Ben, you're a grown man. Please grow the fuck up and get a real job. Your father and I do not love you."
Sir Keir returns to home planet in wake of "things can only get worse" announcement.
I live in Great Britain. Winston Churchill fought for my right to drink booze in the heat. I will never surrender to the weather boffins!
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell
Andy Churnwell