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Your dad wore this when he took his 27-year-old Tinder date for cocktails at Turtle Bay.
I live in Great Britain. Winston Churchill fought for my right to drink booze in the heat. I will never surrender to the weather boffins!
Meet Chobham Chap, the type of median voter who political parties must win over if they want to win the next election.
"Mummy, can you cut my sandwich?"
"Ben, you're a grown man. Please grow the fuck up and get a real job. Your father and I do not love you."
Sir Keir returns to home planet in wake of "things can only get worse" announcement.
MFW I'm contemplating buying one of those spinach and egg pots from M&S.
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