Clown College is fine for a clowning bachelors, but you really need a reputable Clown University to pursue a clown doctorate.
More like Turd Rock from the Bum
collab i made with @moxiest.art
Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
frodo: the burden of The Ring is so heavy, sam. and it plays tricks on me. it twists things until they’re unrecognizable, makes me see things that aren’t there
sam (pokémon voice): samwise gamgee