They call me the 5g geezer because I love gadgets gizmos gear girls and gongs
I like eating insects with stingers it's like a little challenge every time you pop one in your mouth
He's trying to call carol to ask for help
Watching my neighbour through his big bay window wrestle with the 6 remotes he uses to watch countdown repeats as he tries to tell dale the answers he's already seen
Coarse grained gravy like granny used to make
Trying out new phrases today like "sprung flung" and "I'd sprinkle some paprika on that and call it dinner"
I've been cleaning myself like a cat for months and only the parking attendant noticed when I was doing a quick wash before my date on Thursday
Shaken; bunch of gangsters just herded my friend Big Dave into the back of a mcdonalds and they're gonna make him become burgers I just know it
The Webuyanylead.com advert really looks like a bunch of alchemists wearing moustaches
