☆ Gojo Satoru
☆ Written by: https://momo
♡ Married IRL to: https://sage
♡ @exorciseandconsume.bsky.social
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MDNI NSFW for violent and graphic content
All art used belongs to Gege Akutami or MAPPA unless specified
𝓗ᴏɴᴏʀᴇᴅ 𝓞ɴᴇ 🧿
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And an actually Home Ec instructor.
Well — because — no one knows how to blow up a grill.
No one, that is, other than Satoru Gojo, of course. ✨
"Considering who your uncle is, it's time to test those culinary skills .ᐟ ~"
M̷i̷n̷u̷s̷ t̷h̷e̷ p̷a̷r̷t̷ w̷h̷e̷r̷e̷ p̷e̷o̷p̷l̷e̷ a̷r̷e̷ u̷s̷e̷d̷ a̷s̷ i̷n̷g̷r̷e̷d̷i̷e̷n̷t̷s̷.̷
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Somewhere in the distance . . .
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"Pepperoni pizza with pineapple," he blurts out without hesitation.
It's not candy, but of course he has to lean with something sweet in it.✨
"Sure, sure, so long as I still get two whole extra large pizzaroonis to myself.✨"
Somehow this man is left in charge of students all day. 💧
