Ever just stare at your pet for a few seconds waiting for them to show signs of life?
Beware the tale of Jimmy Chuck
Obsession was brilliant! My only joke about it is a spoiler so I’ll keep it to myself. Go see it!
Can’t stop thinking about how I told my in-laws watching 3 seasons of Survivor without a hidden immunity idol being played had me blue balled 💀 I couldn’t think of a better way to phrase it. Initially I was going to say Survivor was edging me. The internet has broken my brain.
Trying to wrap my head around the absolute main character energy of people who feel the need to comment “who?” when a celebrity dies.
I kind of hate how people have to “um, actually” everything and can’t just accept Cartoon Logic™️ as a thing.
I don’t particularly want or need my cartoons to adhere to the laws of thermodynamics thank you very much.
I miss being on the internet with other people who didn’t grow up on the internet
This joke sucks
Goldilocks & the Final Three (Survivor)
I read a lot of autobiographies because I find it’s easier to get out of my own head if i climb into someone else’s.
