"Mr. President, we've received early reports of inbound missiles"
"I CALL THE DEMOCRATS DUMBOCRATS, ISN'T THAT GOOD?"
"Yes, sir, but what should we do about the impending attack?"
"I'M GOING TO RENAME ICE 'NICE' AND THEN PEOPLE WON'T BE MAD ABOUT IT"
"But Sir ..."
"ANTIFA PUT ALGAE IN MY POOL!"
