Today, I shall mostly be gazing wistfully into the middle-distance like an old-school romantic hero in a classic movie*
* ᵃˡᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰʸ ᴵ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐ…
I don’t know what my superpower is but I do know it’s not being able to predict my wife’s reaction to any given situation.
Just broke my hair clip and now have seven years of bad hairdos