This, by the way, is the guy who showed up hammered to the weigh-in and literally threw up on himself on camera.
HE TOTALLY ANNIHILATED THE IRANIAN ARMY IS WHAT HE DID AND IN THIS HOUSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN -- SUBJECT TO A FEE, WHICH IS NOT A TOLL, GODDAMMIT.
<me at midnight running around the house outside in the pouring rain, cackling as I see healthy flow from the downspouts and no water cascading over the top of the clogged gutters>
GUTTER DUDES ROCK!
Live your life such that all the homies are celebrating the Knicks, Canes, and World Cup rather than peptide-filled buckets of meat screaming about Michelle Obama on the White House lawn. Easy stuff.
I just watched the video of the Michelle Obama thing so that you don't have to. Joe Rogan is beside himself with glee before he says it and absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, knows exactly what is about to be said.