Upset to hear that they've cut the "Cher does admin" / air rights side plot from the Burlesque musical.
For some reason we've been watching the original Planet of the Apes films. These films are wild. In the third one, the apes time travel back to present day Earth and become actual celebrities. Please remake this one next because I want to see them on Big Brother/TikTok etc. #chimpfluencers
My extremely niche Snatch Game entry would be Dionne, Senior Store Detective from Porpoise Spit.
BBC playing fast and loose with the definition of a breaking news alert.
Friends fear he's at ABBA Voyage again
Unhinged advert of the day
Friends fear he's streaming Below Deck Mediterranean again
Hello, the music you are blasting in your garden on the only sunny Saturday of the year is shit and the whole street hates you x
This morning I was in a queue behind Airline's Jane Boulton, ironically the queue was passport control at Luton Airport.
I love the National Trust, I love their scones and if that makes me woke then so be it.
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