My HOA is using an Ellen DeGeneres quote to celebrate Pride for the June newsletter and this is why straight people shouldn't be allowed at Pride.
Pride makes me smile.
Yes I'm aware this is a MySpace era selfie leave me alone I'm a thirty-fucking-seven year old millennial.
Team meeting this morning: Anyone have any fun weekend plans?
Me: Well I'm trying to get my ass eaten at the Pride afters.
Stop asking your gay coworkers what we do on the weekends.
I despise the smug "um akshually corpos don't care about gay people!" thing people do every year. No shit. Literally no one actually thought that. We want their rainbow icons because it's a signal to us that it's ok to be out of the closet. You aren't smart.