It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not.
On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination.
Accept no imitations.
Clippy
It looks like you’re attempting a coup.
Would you like to very politely ask the leader you’re ousting to leave, kindly, thank you very much, or else you’ll have to write a strongly worded letter with that?
The Modern British Approach ™
It looks like you're depressed at how terrible the world is right now.
Cheer up. There's probably some cheese in the fridge.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Buzz buzz. Fzzt.
We win! Here, have a bazillion dollars!
Remember kids, if anyone from the government asks, VPN stands for Very Proper Nouns - something we should all be encouraged to use when typing on all of our devices.
It looks like you're building a data center.
Please stop.
Oh dear.
It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran.
It looks like you don't want to fire missiles at Iran.
It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran.
It looks like you do- okay just maybe stop.
