The reviews are in.
"I'm lichen it. Except for the bigly words"--Eric Trump
"He makes me look better every day"--Spiro Agnew
"Go fuck yourself, and your couch"--Dick Cheney
"He spelled potato right"--Dan Quayle
"He doesn't have a pretty mouth"--Ned Beatty
"He'd last 4 hours in Appalachia"--Cletus