everybody knows who to go to for filthy, unholy one liners.
Them titties bigger than a Steve Harvey suit
I need a @solochills.blacksky.app line to describe how big them titties are.
3 year old threw a fit because i poured his milk out of the half gallon jug instead of the full gallon. apparently that meant its not the same milk. his dad had to pretend to pour out of the full gallon to get him to drink it.
be a parent, they said.
before i go pick my baby up from preschool, does anybody wanna fight?