Keir Starmer “not going anywhere” until you have finished your vegetables. OK, three bites then. Two bites - final offer. Right. Well Keir Starmer is very sad now so you only get one story.
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
Breaking news... Keir Starmer to to turn up at bedtime at every household to check you've brushed your teeth and washed behind your ears.