When it happens he’s gotta go in the sea like bin laden. Don’t disgrace the body, but don’t let anyone know where it lies. No tomb, no monument, no permanent record.
Ketamine-induced incontinence has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Oh god, it’s the heel turn. #knitting #wrestling #youwillneverbesure
“The world’s first trillionaire is also one of the world’s irretrievably worst people.”
The next Labour prime minister is going to lose his seat to whichever fascist is better organised at the next general election. This is FINE.
Also Harris should get five minutes before the end to lay it out for him.
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
You’re telling me that one person shouldn’t have more wealth than it’s possible to spend in several lifetimes? You’re telling me that it might induce sociopathy?