The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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River Side Casino
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you can’t make me fight a goose
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
These people have allowed the River Side Casino marketing department to grow into the most popular Bluesky marketing account for fake midwest casinos with 1500 or fewer slot machines, a haunted hotel, and a population of feral cats.
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"This too shall pass," I think, as I eat another band-aid.
we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
River Side Casino
emceekayvee 🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️❤️
Ygrene
I'd really only use telekinesis to jump my car.
law school students are like “oh no i’m late for cocaine class”
sawdust? you mean lumberjack confetti
[Roaring my terrible roar, gnashing my terrible teeth]
Me: I'll eat you up, I...
*timer goes off*
My speed date: Oh thank God
Today I learned the first weinermobile was in 1936. It could have been sent on a mission to kill Hitler.
presentdad🙋🏻♂️
filth_waste
I bet I could still fit into my high school Buick.
