‘…and the piano, sounds like a carnival/
and the microphone smells like my feet/
and they sit at the bar and put bugs in my jar/and say, ‘man, that’s what I heard you guys eat’
Yourself, but as a cartoon/anime character
Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸
Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸
Born on this day: Neil Patrick Harris is an Emmy‑winning actor, singer, and magician celebrated for How I Met Your Mother, Broadway triumphs, and hosting flair. His versatility, sharp comedic timing, and showman’s charm have made him one of entertainment’s most enduring modern performers
Go Roku go Broku
Born on this day: Neil Patrick Harris is an Emmy‑winning actor, singer, and magician celebrated for How I Met Your Mother, Broadway triumphs, and hosting flair. His versatility, sharp comedic timing, and showman’s charm have made him one of entertainment’s most enduring modern performers
From @jimmykimmel.com
First day at the new gig so I’m wearing Animal socks
When I was a kid and I saw someone awarded the ‘Key to the City’ I thought that big novelty key actually opened up a gate that they closed every night. I know now that’s not true. Right?
When I was a kid and I saw someone awarded the ‘Key to the City’ I thought that big novelty key actually opened up a gate that they closed every night. I know now that’s not true. Right?
