I would drive three hours to see this indie wrestling show. Foreign Man Who Points vs. Gravedigger Joe? Randy the DMAC Cook vs. Most Track Employees in a gauntlet match? Hometown hero Michigan Colin finally getting his hands on that low-down snake Cowboy Hat Rich?
Shaq invested in car washes. One day his accountant came to him and said he couldn’t find $250K. Shaq showed him the barrels of quarters he had picked up from the car washes and kept in his bedroom so he could run his hands through them.
Reboot it so hard that anyone who says "Okay, so remember this one villain?" is immediately sacked. Everything has to be new, for an entire series (season). New Doctor, never referred to by number, no sly references to previous Doctors nor Companions nor Enemies. Just write new fucking stories.
We’re getting a Jack in the Box!
Heard from 23yo’s room: “What do you know about the only good Alien Ant Farm song?”
In the face of the storm, you can stand fast with the law at your back.
10.95yo is attempting her first bike trip out of the city -- just one suburb over, but 6.5 miles, so today should be fun for everyone.
The fucking asshole doesn’t even bother learning how to salute nor whether he should (he should not).
this is so fucking cool neal.fun/space-elevat...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CITY OF SIX MOONS!
Our weirdest game to date and runaway surprise bestseller turns two tomorrow, and to celebrate, we're having a little flash sale.