I've been here long enough where a lot of you don't even know where I come from and I kinda find that delightful.
But I'm glad you're here! How are you?
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Oh shit!
one of the best things about being a good father is becoming a noncombatant in the sexual marketplace, allowing one to freely wear cargoed shorts and use the pockets. there is nothing anyone can do to stop me anymore; i'm already dad