+ new component
Took the day off to transform into a gigantic toad and swallow the moon
Santana Abraxas
twisting & turning in my web like a chungus ass spider
Jish, PD (will work pro boner)
just liked a banger post, went to the persons profile, realized it was my ex who posted it, unliked the banger post, hope she doesn’t realize it’s me
either too high or not high enough for this shit
forbidden chiclet
oh, you sleep in a big bed next to your wife? well, I keep my sparkly gel pens in a lisa frank pencil pouch.
I was once diagnosed with long fingers
I hope my final words are the most cryptically unhinged set of words imaginable
let’s be real my last words are gonna be cussing out another driver probably
