"You can try to pull him out, but even flattened, he can weigh a ton... so go for it if you don't mind possibly joining him too!"
“Man, these Fat Chocobos being summoned are looking very specific for some reason…”
“Ahhh yes, Rayman. One of the only games where getting hit and losing is fun… for some people…”
“The 2026 World Cup is here, and Clutch The Eagle already scored a goal: in being the cutest soccer mascot there is!”
“Big, bloated, and bound to pop with no air to escape!
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“He was so hungry, he could eat an octorok balloon… though in retrospect, that probably wasn’t the best idea…”
“It’s a bit less of his normal rotund shape, but Tuba still loves it!”
(A bit more realistically-proportioned Tuba per the request for a friend’s birthday!)
“Unlike any normal cave, this one isn’t cold or creepy! Unless you’re afraid of big fat crows…”
Also, take this complementary shitpost in honor of one of my favorite Reddit posts ever.
