Every cooking show, to me, sounds something like this:
"I've made a floopy-doopy pasta with shredded Kathysantoni cheese and a pesto pompadour sauce. On the side, I've prepared an onomatopoeia salad drizzled with a ba-dee-ya-say-do-you-remember reduction and topped with thinly sliced bug butt."
ALT: Kevin Hart as Sonny Fisher: What Are You Talking About?
