Writer-monkey, action-adventure enthusiast, inveterate smart-ass. Author of:
- The Ethan Shaw thrillers
- The John Ransom adventures
- Novels of the Underground
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Justin Eger
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Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later
This is a straight up "fuck you, hold my beer" story aimed right at The Onion.
BREAKING:
New from Haberman and Swan:
Secret memos show that the Trump White House debated last year, to a greater degree than previously known, whether to limit a constitutional right — suspending habeas corpus rights for undocumented immigrants to accelerate mass deportation efforts.
Listen up, yinzers. Our many little secret river beaches are for partying, 100%, it is known. But. BUT. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING JAGS!!! You do not have to turn into an asshole the minute someone cracks a Miller Lite, actually.
"Oh, Garfield loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster."
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!
New arc of the finest super science pulp action hero series ever created.
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5 things that you will definitely find in any of my books:
1. The F word. Which is the word "fuck"
2. Bad guys who totally aren't based on real world losers. (They are though...)
3. Guns and the people who use them.
4. 15 chapters. It's a rule.
5. Scenes of carnage that would make Michael Bay weep.
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
5 things you will probably find in most of my books:
1. Badasses seeking redemption
2. Witty side characters
3. Diabolical villains
4. Vicious brawls
5. A conspiracy
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5 things you will probably find in most of my books:
1. Badasses seeking redemption
2. Witty side characters
3. Diabolical villains
4. Vicious brawls
5. A conspiracy
Justin Eger
Soren Lorenson reeks of shitlibbery
Justin Eger
Matthew Dow Smith
Casey Stegman
John Rogers
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Justin Eger
4Chan Christian guns-and-God conservatives plotted to bomb the MMA at the White House over the Epstein Files but were foiled when one of their moms overheard an encrypted voice chat when she delivered hot pockets to the basement where her son lives.
Not kidding.
Constantine
Bryan Omar Roa, 24, of Calimesa, and Michael Alan Thomas, 32, of Pinon Hills were arrested on Saturday, the day before the fight.
5 things you will probably find in most of my books:
1. Women doing things for love of other women
2. Violence
3. Personal (sometimes petty) motivations
4. Out of place things
5. People who badly need therapy
5 things you will probably find in most of my books:
1. Women doing things for love of other women
2. Violence
3. Personal (sometimes petty) motivations
4. Out of place things
5. People who badly need therapy
