Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
The Thumb Thespian
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Don't make excuses, for things that are inexcusable.
Make that time, tell that person how you feel. Do that overly elaborate romantic gesture. Life is shorter than Too Short, divided by Tyrion Lannister.
Don't make excuses, for things that are inexcusable.
Make that time, tell that person how you feel. Do that overly elaborate romantic gesture. Life is shorter than Too Short, divided by Tyrion Lannister.
I'm so sorry... This is fucking, HILARIOUS!! 🤣😭🤣😭
One titty looking at the other, in the strapless bra, FINISHED ME!! 💀💀
Nobody:
Your, and You're... Jumping 93% of the #Innanets
All this proves, is that he likes "Dickers"
You DON'T have to follow the masses. Independent thoughts are OK... They're encouraged even.
It'd be cool if when you're REALLY tearing the pussy up, she start shouting random shit from NBA Jam... For encouragement. 🤣
Give her devastating backshots, & she talkin' bout "IS IT THE SHOOOES?!"
Pin her legs down behind her head.."HE'S HEATING UP!"
Bend her into a pretzel shape "HE'S ON FIRE!"
We don't let teenagers into out gated community anyway... So, there's that.
The UK government have more pressing priorities to deal with... Like racism, knife crime, helping families on low income. Oh, and oh yeah... RACISM. Etc... Etc... Aaaand, RACISM.
Slow Rogan, can go suck out the inner crevices of his moomah.
