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By the end of the year they’ve quit the FBI and are pursuing their dream of being a florist. they don’t even care about Law Enforcement anymore, let alone reporting shitposters on the internet for “suspicious activity”
out like a light
slept thru the flight
sorry still thinking about Drake (ICEMAN) absolutely garbage album he cooked and gave everyone food poisoning
LMFAO
Before they even realize it they got their shoes off and are sitting on the couch playing Super Monkey Ball while spilling their grievances about the career path they chose. A week later they’re expressing annoyance over a misreading by someone else during the weekly Homestuck Book Club
ive always thought it’d be so fun to have the FBI show up at my door to be like “yeah so we got some reports that you uh, kinda be posting sick nasty style”
i’d be like “yoo ok so i’ll answer your questions and everything but i’m making tea” it’d be some conversational Collect My Pages bullshit
if i gotta see another post (on instagram) about sabre im gonna blow my brains out
i wanna do everything wrong to the point where the meaning of their visit has completely dissociates. it devolves into absolute porch chilling & when they leave it takes them 20 minutes to remember why they were here in the first place. Where the only list I am put on is for a cookout invitation
“that’s stupid do not actually do that, tell them your lawyer will contact them” blah blah blah yeah maybe you’d need to do that but that’s because you’re not an ultimate chiller like me.
