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Deep Space 90210
Dukat: I will do everything I can to get you out of this arrangement with Ezri. But it won't be smooth sailing.
Quark: It hasn't been smooth sailing since the day my little EZ stepped foot on this station?
Deep Space 90210
Ezri: Wait that’s a mating thing? I just thought it was Cardassians being uncivil.
Deep Space 90210
Benjamin: Come on. This is taking ages.
Odo: It's a computer; it's not magic.
Benjamin:
Worf: Stop asking me if I'm straight or gay or bi or whatever.
Worf: I identify as a goddamn menace.
Deep Space 90210
Deep Space 90210
Ezri: Let's talk about Bajoran Singing music
Ezri: That's the second time today the self-destruct has gone off.
Ezri: I'm gonna ignore it until it goes away.
Deep Space 90210
Deep Space 90210
Dukat: Behind every station regulation there's a funny story.
Dukat: Ten of them are mine.
Deep Space 90210
Ezri: Odo how are you? How's the angel dust?
Odo: The supperise greadisconereds are cauttee archigual. You bulabrut me?
Julian: I mean it's one thing almost getting killed but--
Julian: the indignity of getting attacked by a Ferengi while you were in the middle of bleaching your mustache...
