Straight women dressing like us has me all f’d up. Just saw a GORGEOUS woman pumping gas next to me - Nike slides WITH SOCKS…so my gaydar half went off…but she didn’t look at me until I was getting back in the car, then she smiled & I almost fell out of the car and turned into Leslie Knope 😩😩
Alt: Michelle Obama walking towards Leslie Knope and Leslie, backing up, nearly falling and looking in complete awe, unsure if she’s dreaming or not…