I'm not saying it's strong stuff, but afterwearing it, I was approached for several private investigator jobs, my wife left me, and I can now be found sleeping at my desk, clutching a half finished bottle of cheap whisky.
Will Humphrey
New aftershave in Lidl: gives you the precise aroma of a widowed policeman investigating the murder of his daughter, drawn into a wide-ranging political conspiracy involving nuclear weapons.
