spontaneously asked an incredibly beautiful femme out and we're both free tonight and somehow im going on a date with them and i am Panicking because i am being confronted with the consequences of my actions
scalded! by hot pastrami
call to worship for lesbians
happy latex pride y'all 🖤✨
fit for lesbian line dancing (i did not end up dancing at all and instead just spent time with lovely friends)
doing car maintenance is butch affirming care
new tail acquired
The fact I haven't had my back blown out by someone in a Master Chief suit yet is diabolical