The thing about the horse wanting cake piece from The Onion is that if I'd encountered it in a literary magazine I wouldn't have questioned its presence.
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Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
