Getting annoyed by the pixie that’s just flown up to give me a quest and swatting it out of the air like a fly
How it feels to slay a monster as a boy #male
People keep telling me things like “you need to take off the amulet” and “it’s power is corrupting you”
They’re clearly just jealous of the bond between me and the amulet and want to take it for themselves
How I’m pulling up to the function
A man crossed my path in the parking lot of a Bojangles so I struck him down where he stood
Picked up a sword and it started whispering to me
Iconic lord of the rings characters if they were woke:
Gandalf the Gay
Dildo Shaggins
The One Cock Ring to Rule Them All
Samwise Gaygee
Bisexual Gollum
Saruman of Many Colors
