today we made the easy decision to not say goodbye to our beloved dog Tiny, as she is alive and well. She loved howling at ambulances and chasing squirrels and still does. thank you for the memories you gave us and will keep giving us
wow
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Guy posts that muscle milk changed their ingredients and it gives them diarrhea, guy responds that that’s the strategy, they get you hooked and then give you diarrhea
Xbox is turning 25 as America is turning 250. it's crazy to think how 90% of America didn't have any Xbox at all
reading some theory
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bought an Xbox ally x off Facebook marketplace from a classic type of guy who modded it with upgraded thumb sticks and face buttons, loaded Linux on it, installed 30 games, and proceeded to use it on a single international flight before setting it aside to collect dust
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folks it's summer and yup that means I'm breaking out the ninja creami
unrelated but when I paid him I saw his most recent transaction memo was "analingus with my best buddy 😛".
here's my old man rant about modern music:
too much modern music talks about mental health literally. you aren't supposed to sing "my anxiety is crippling me and the therapy isn't working". you're supposed to sing some shit like "every shadow hides a demon of my design" or whatever.
